Microsoft goes after Google with mugs, T-shirts and hoodies by Philip Elmer-DeWitt @FortuneMagazine November 21, 2013, 1:05 PM EST E-mail Tweet Facebook Google Plus Linkedin Share icons FORTUNE — Just in time for holidays, Microsoft MSFT has accessorized is anti-Google GOOG propaganda campaign. If you thought Redmond’s rivalry with Apple AAPL was bitter, check out this season’s offerings at Microsoft’s Scroogled.com store. Items offered as Christmas gifts range from a $8 Mug (“Keep calm while we steal your data”) to a $26 hoodie illustrated with a word cloud of 20 “synonyms” for scroogled ( “squeezed,” “bled,” “defrauded,” “bamboozled,” etc.). “This whole thing makes Microsoft look bad, not Google,” says Daring Fireball‘s John Gruber. “Who would actually buy any of this stuff?” Below: Microsoft’s official “how you get Scroogled” video.