The bread is JPM, the egg is worth $2 billion

* Immobile? FTC probes FB-Instagram deal

* Hard copy: JPMorgan details its $2 billion disaster

* Nelson Schwartz: JPMorgan shock is new fodder for reformers

* As Yahoo turns: Cap Re leans toward siding with Dan Loeb

* Morning Call: U.S. futures tumble on JPMEuropean shares fall and the Nikkei heads south.

* Chris Dixon: From B2C to B2S

* Global investor poll: Obama tops Romney

* Tim Carney: Do bankers count as capitalists?

* Hugh Hendry: Hedge funds head for big banana peel

* David Weidner: How Buffett may keep Avon independent

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* Does Tim Cook know? Siri thinks Nokia makes “the best smartphone ever”

* Reuters says Facebook IPO oversubscribed. Bloomberg says demand is weak. @nichcarlson says “I think bankers are monkeying with reporters.”