Siri does stand-up by Philip Elmer-DeWitt @FortuneMagazine October 15, 2011, 6:45 PM EST E-mail Tweet Facebook Google Plus Linkedin Share icons Memorable quotations from the new iPhone’s intelligent assistant Source: S..t that Siri says I was worried before the launch of the iPhone 4S — with its built-in “intelligent assistant” named Siri — that Apple AAPL might be in for another round of “Egg freckles” moments. Siri has certainly had her share of those in the Elmer-DeWitt household. But what early iPhone 4S adopters seem more taken with are the canned phrases with which Siri parries personal, ridiculous or off-color queries. Collections of these quotations have started to populate the Web. Some of them are not safe for office viewing — but as you’ll see, that’s not Siri’s fault. S..t that Siri says Siri says some weird things Funny things to ask Siri Siri sez More as we come across them.